About the Condescending Control Freak

• I like wine. Especially champagne.

• I'm self taught, so manage those expectations right now. 

• I have red hair, this defines me. 

• I feel red lipstick must be worn at all times. 

• I'm condescending and controlling, but only only in my kitchen... or mostly in my kitchen... OK everywhere else too... but it's done with love! 

• Food is how I buy people's love. It works. (sometimes it's the wrong people... I mean weirdos eat too...)

• I have a day job. I want this to be my day job. I'm going to need you to fall in love with me immediately so that can happen OK?